American Heads Will Roll!

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America has sunk to a new low.

The Great Satan has committed the ultimate evil act upon the peace-loving people of Winnipeg; a grievous, sinful, detestable act so terrible, the dead cried out in Heaven.

The Crusaders have taken the title of Slurpee Capital of the World from us, favoured of the Heavens.

It will be a cold day in Hell before I let the Infidel take what is rightfully ours.

I urge all Winnipeggers to head out to the nearest 7-Eleven for a Slurpee or two, whenever you can, so we may reclaim that which is ours by Divine Right.

For every Slurpee you buy, seventy-two virgins will await you in heaven.

I declare Slurpee Jihad!

The Great Satan must be punished.

Allah Akhbar!


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