My Cycloptic Dilemma Prolonged

So, nearly a month after my little incident, my replacement contact lenses arrived.

They were the wrong damned prescription. Turns out, the lab sent the wrong lenses to my optometrist, and someone else apparently got mine.

So, I get to wait another three weeks for new lenses. At least I'm getting a discount, which is a small consolation. My head's been killing me for a month from the resulting eyestrain (one eye has a contact lens, the other doesn't).

The worst part is - hangovers seem magnified tenfold!