Heh, even I fall into this trap every year. What self-respecting cynic DOESN'T make a bunch of New Years' Resolutions they know they'll probably never keep? Well, I thought long and hard about it (which took all of five minutes), and came up with a list I know I can keep! Without really trying!
Remember to stay true to myself
Be nicer to people
Keep in touch with friends
Update my wardrobe, staying true to my own sort of style
Get in shape (not that I'm too far off at the moment)
Take up drinking again, although keep it on a social level!
Spend more time playing with my cats!
Get finances in proper working order ;)
Become more proficient at using my 68K Macintosh systems
Become more proficient at using Linux
Try to do something useful with my Amigas (IE Graphics work, HTML work)
Ditch Windows (and Microsoft) once and for all!
Recruit more Thugs!
Get the Sparcstation working!
Get the Envizex working!
Stop buying computers and use the ones I've got!
Take work more seriously, and turn the heat up on the other guys!
Write that damned novella!
Renovations to the house!
Brush up on my Japanese
Play more video games!
See? Nothing TOOdifficult for me!
UPDATE 1/12/04: I KEPT THEM ALL!!!!
CJ's note 5/26/2014: God only knows what happened to that novella. I think it was on an old laptop that eventually suffered hard drive failure. Haven't been able to find it, but haven't really looked for it, either.